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Best Effin Package Handler

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Best Effin Postal Worker

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Best Effin Teacher

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Family Gatherings are better Shit-Faced

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Family Gatherings are Better Shit-Faced

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Peppermint Dick

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Peppermint Dick

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Peppermint Dick Goat's Milk Soap

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Peppermint Dick: Skull

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Snow White's Sex Tape

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Snow White's Sex Tape Goat's Milk Soap

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The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Shut the Hell Up

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Come to Your Effin Senses

Come to Your Effin Senses is a Veteran-built and woman-owned family business. Using an old school work ethic, we take pride in our quality hand-made products, love using naughty words, and enjoy making people laugh. After all, life is too short to take it seriously.

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We are proud to offer a Get Effin Started micro-grant for women who need a little nudge to get their business started through Michigan Tribe.

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