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Calm Down Bitch

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Can't Talk, Doing Smart Girl Shit

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Chicks Before Dicks (unless it's huge)

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Cum & Cuddle

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Congrats on Being the Shit

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Mother of the Fucking Year

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Flick My Coffee Bean

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Big Cock Energy

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Don't Be a Twat Waffle

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Strong, Sassy and Badassy

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Sugar Tits

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This Is My Pooping Candle

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You Can't Buy Love, But You Can Buy a Vibrator

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Happy Birthday Fucker

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Kegels & Vinyasa

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Family Gatherings are better Shit-Faced

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Come to Your Effin Senses

Come to Your Effin Senses is a Veteran-built and woman-owned family business. Using an old school work ethic, we take pride in our quality hand-made products, love using naughty words, and enjoy making people laugh. After all, life is too short to take it seriously.

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