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Come to Your Effin Senses

Come to Your Effin Senses is a Veteran-built and woman-owned family business. Using an old school work ethic, we take pride in our quality hand-made products, love using naughty words, and enjoy making people laugh. After all, life is too short to take it seriously.

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We are proud members and partners of these great comunity groups:

-Irish Hills Chamber of Commerce

-Jackson Chamber of Commerce

-Better Business Bureau

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We are proud to offer a Get Effin Started micro-grant for women who need a little nudge to get their business started through Michigan Tribe.

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