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Life's a Bitch, Show Your Tits

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Clean Kitchens Make Me Horny

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Pussy Power

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Punch Today in the Face

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Honeysuckle & Handjobs

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Rio de Ja-Naughty

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The Sweet Smell of Fuck this Job

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Pairs Well with Good Dick

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Shop Local You Fucker

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Don't Be a Dick: Skull

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Makin' Bacon

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Someone visited MICHIGAN & all I got was This Fucking Candle

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Don't Be a Dick

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Nothing Fucking Compares to Football in Detroit

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Smells Like Detroit Grit

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Barnyard Cunt

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Come to Your Effin Senses

Come to Your Effin Senses is a Veteran-built and woman-owned family business. Using an old school work ethic, we take pride in our quality hand-made products, love using naughty words, and enjoy making people laugh. After all, life is too short to take it seriously.

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