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Not my pasture. Not my bullshit.

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Nothing Fucking Compares to Football in Detroit

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Orange you glad I didn't say "Fuck"?

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Overworked & Underfucked

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Overworked & Underfucked

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Pairs Well with Good Dick

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Pairs Well with Good Dick

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Peppermint Dick

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Peppermint Dick

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Peppermint Dick Goat's Milk Soap

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Peppermint Dick: Skull

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Pom Pom Bag

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Pull My Hair & Call Me Pumpkin

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Pull My Hair & Call Me Pumpkin

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Pumpkin Patch Pussy

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Punch Today in the Face

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Come to Your Effin Senses

Come to Your Effin Senses is a Veteran-built and woman-owned family business. Using an old school work ethic, we take pride in our quality hand-made products, love using naughty words, and enjoy making people laugh. After all, life is too short to take it seriously.

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We are proud to offer a Get Effin Started micro-grant for women who need a little nudge to get their business started through Michigan Tribe.

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